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In a bizarre twist on the traditional path to success, one man is auctioning off his soul on eBay, not to the devil for wealth, but to any bidder willing to take it on.
The auction for Blain Brown’s soul comes with a signed certificate and license of authenticity. The listing humorously grants the buyer permission to contact the soul in the afterlife for either benevolent or malevolent purposes, with the seller showing a notable lack of concern over the intent.
The terms of ownership are outlined as follows: “Ownership expires 1000 years after the date of purchase, and may be sold or passed on from person to person until the duration of this period is up.”
The potential buyers are broadly defined, including humans, extraterrestrials, celestial beings, or even Satan himself, with the seller once again expressing indifference. However, if the current owner dies under unnatural circumstances, the purchase is voided, and the buyer could face consequences like hauntings or poltergeist activities.
Once ownership is transferred, the soul must comply with the new owner under the terms of the license agreement. The uses of the soul are varied, ranging from séances, Ouija board contact, Voodoo practices, personal or private prayers, to Satanic rituals, with the seller maintaining a laissez-faire attitude towards its utilization.
The seller also amusingly grants rights to attempt to contact the soul while it is still attached to its human host, but only when the host is asleep. He adds a note about the accompanying photo, clarifying that it’s not an actual depiction of the soul for sale but of himself, the human host. He promises to include a photo of the soul if he can manage to capture one, otherwise, buyers will have to settle for an artistic representation he has created.
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